Right let's get started with a statement of fact shall we...people are lazy, and by people I mean 'people' in general...en masse, so to speak, we're all lazy and getting lazier...i'm sure there are lots of highly motivated types out there who won't fall into this category but they're probably far too busy achieving goals or something to stop and read this tripe...which means we can insult them with impunity, YAY! But anyway, aside from people being lazy people are also stupid (and again i'm talking generally here folks, i'm not calling any of you stupid...the very fact that you're reading this would suggest that you're not, yes that's right reading this elevates you from the normal detritus of humanity into the cultural elite...you'll just have to get used to the idea that you're better than everyone else now :)) you know what I mean, at some point during your day you're bound to come up against some barrier of insurmountable stupidity that could only be the work of another person...as Albert Einstein once said "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."...absolutely right.

But where am I going with this you may be thinking? Well i'm not sure if anyone's seen it but there's an advert on telly at the moment where some sickeningly sweet doe-eyed little munchkin says to her mum that she's feeling sick, and her mum, being the all-round über parent that she is, reaches out for the instant cure...a delicately moistened prepackaged towel to put on her forehead and cool her down...*sigh*...right, so that's a wet flannel then, FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN! get off your lazy fat arse, go to the kitchen and put a flannel under the cold tap...it's the same fucking thing you retard! it just doesn't come in a nice little branded container...GAH! And that's not the only one either...there's a company in America who are making a living selling...are you ready for this?...spepper, yes that's right they've taken all the effort out of the crazy world of condiments by combining salt and pepper in the same container, slapping their logo on it and selling it to the hard of thinking...and the sad thing is that they're actually selling them...the world's gone fucking mad!