Right then is everyone sitting down? Are you ready for the latest ridiculous thought to flit though the dusty corridors of my brain? Well...you know a couple of years ago when I had myself ordained as a Reverend in my own religion (yes, really...i'm legally entitled to perform marriages, confirmations, funerals, baptisms etc...although it's all only recognised in my religion which, the last time I looked, consisted only of me) well as nice as it is being 'The Reverend Chris' and me being the fickle kind of chap I am I want something new...something interesting...something very silly :)

So let me take you through today's little chain of events...I got another one of those stupid junk mail things through proclaiming 'give yourself a PhD today!' and, instead of deleting it as usual, I thought i'd have a quick shufty...as I was looking at the page the words "Hi i'm Chris, Dr. Chris" kept going through my head...but then I thought hang on a sec only sad wankers get these things...so I kept looking (chuckle)...then I realised that me buying some tacky piece of paper and calling myself a Doctor would probably piss off all the people I know who are currently working their arses off to become *real* doctors and they'd end up either hating me or thinking I was a sad wanker...then I realised that they already think BOTH of me...then just as I was getting bored with the idea (yeah, i'd really last if I decided to do a real PhD eh? I can't even stay interested in a website trying to sell me a fake one!) something even more preposterous occurred to me...if I can buy a PhD online I wonder if I can buy a title?...which led me to http://www.elitetitles.net/ where, for the measly sum of £200 you can get yourself a slice of the aristocracy (obviously you can't really...but it's a nice idea!)...now THAT'S something I like the ring of...Lord Chris...mmmmmmmm I can practically picture the serving girls, oh wait, I can always do that :)