Oodles of apologies for the lack of a post yesterday, I know i've disappointed you all *yet again* and we all know that this isn't the last time it's going to happen so let's just try and make peace within ourselves and accept that as a fact shall we? Jolly Good :) ...anyway it wasn't my fault yesterday...erm...I *did* write a post but it...um...*thinks*...aha!...it's must have got stuck in a kinked ethernet cable on the way!...no?...ok, give me a sec...errrggggg!...ermmmm!...yes!...I wrote the post, got kidnapped by aliens, and when they wiped my memory they wiped the post too!...oh but wait, if they'd wiped my memory how would I remember...bollocks!...er...ok, how about...I did the post but it was *so* incredibly witty that anyone reading it would have laughed themselves to death (a-la Monty Python) so MI5, who watch everything that goes on the interweb of course, sent some scary chaps round to 'have a word' with me and after some 'subtle persuasion' I agreed to delete the post in the interests of the country and, quite possibly, the whole world!...nah, if that was true then how come i'm still alive...besides i'm just not that funny (see above)...oh for gods sake, I suppose i'll just have to tell the truth eh?...erm...well in the brief nanosecond I had to do a post yesterday my mind went completely blank...no no, more so than usual...normally when I don't have anything of worth to post (all the time then eh ;)) I can just fill the space with obscure nonsensical waffle (again, see above)...but even that wasn't happening yesterday...in fact the best I could think of was 'I like honey roasted peanuts' and if you'd have seen the post I did end up writing from that little fact you'd be insisting on it's deletion and sending me furious invoices demanding renumeration for the wasted time of your precious life that i'd squandered with such drivel...so I was doing you all a favour really wasn't I ;)