Now then, today we come to another little subject that irks me ever so slightly...it's a widely held misconception and the whole world seems to just believe it without there being the slightest shred of evidence to back it up...it seems that, through the power of endless irritating repetition, the fairer sex have been able to foist this absolute nonsense on the general public...and we, like the weak minded fools we are, have just accepted it...either that or everyone's doing what I do...we all know it's complete and utter shite but we're staying quiet because we just can't be arsed with the prospect of an irate woman 'explaining' things to us ad-infinitum.

So what am I talking about here? What complete fairy tale have women succeded in forcing on the world in general?...quite simple really...the much vaunted female ability to 'multitask'. Aaaahhh I can almost see the eager gleam leap into your eyes chaps as you look forward to this public lambasting of women and their 'ability' to do lots of things at once :) ...i'm quite sure that, like me, you've all had to sit there and listen to some fucking irritating bitch harp on about her amazing ability to do loads of things at once, whilst smugly criticizing you for being 'only' a man who's a bit simple and can only do one task at a time...*sigh*...this normally comes from the kind of woman who has difficulty walking and talking at the same time of course...and as she's making this very public declaration about how great a multitasker she is, she usually has to stop whatever it is she's doing to say it...hhhhmmmm.

So anyway...ladies...let me set the record straight once and for all, whilst I do agree that you can actually perform many tasks at once and that we men normally tend to do one thing at a time, i'd just like to point out the fatal flaw in your argument...you see when you're so busy being dazzled by how great you are and how much you can do at once and how nice your hair is and what a pretty colour that car is and how cute that little puppy is (you know, girl stuff) you're also not focusing on whatever it is you're doing, and that means that whilst you are doing lots of things, you're also doing every single one of them wrong...yes that's right, in my experience the female 'ability' to multitask just means a woman who's doing lots of things wrong at the same time...normally waiting for me to finish what i'm doing (and what i'm actually focusing on and doing right the first time I might add) and then go through everything she's just fucked up and redoing it properly...so please, for the love of god ladies, stop it with the multitasking bollocks please, we all know it's complete and utter shite and you're not convincing anyone...thank you :)